©MSRODENS
police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
me: not with that attitude

neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite


krystalrneth:

U know you’ve grown up when you don’t find the same people on YouTube funny anymore


windowsvriska:

do you ever wonder if u have a reputation like people u dont even know could have opinions about u 


gaybabyjail:

do u ever see someone reALLY cute in public and you just kinda ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)



foodtrucker:

i get so mad when people younger than me have a cooler life than i do


datsenseofhumor:

beyoncevevo:

U KNOW HE DEAD

yeeeeeee


scenephase:

once i was facebook stalking a cute boy i used to go to school with and i accidentally liked one of his profile pictures from 3 years ago and i didn’t know how to explain that to him so i deleted and blocked him


the-listening:

i cuss so much that sometimes i forget its actually bad and not everyone is comfortable with it